The SkyCaliber water slide is opening next year at New Jerseyâs Action Park. It features a 45-foot vertical drop that leads you into a 360-degree loop. Nope.
I say nope for two reasons. The first is that I am a giant pussy who would throw up halfway around the loop and get the ride closed, ruining everyoneâs good time. The second is the way they make you ride the thing.
Youâre not allowed into it like you are any other water slide. In this one, for safety reasons, youâre strapped into a metal cage and shot through the ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiELp-2Z5OE
The design of the cage cuts a little too close to this bone.
(via Geekologie)
