1,127,700 had replaced 1,110,100 as Donkey Kong champion Hank Chienâs newest high score, adding more proof to the idea that the dude simply canât be stopped.
This is, what, the third or fourth time that Chien has beaten his own high score to stay the King of Kong, right? Isnât this guy a plastic surgeon? Arenât there lives for him to improve? Doesnât he want to settle down and have kids? How about at least a vacation, Hank? One that doesnât involve flying a DK machine to some sunny locale?
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Hank, itâs been two years and things have gotten to the point where your fellow DK competitors are asking you to retire. The Kong-Off 2âwhich gathers the best DK players at one location for glorious live competitionâis coming. So, you know what to do, Hank.
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Donât stop winning, Dr. Chien. Ever.
How high can he get? Hank Chien does it again [Patrick Scott Patterson]
Note: The original headline for this post was A New World Record: Hank Chien Obviously Has Nothing Better to Do Than Play Donkey Kong All Day Long. While it was intended to be playful and tongue-in-cheek, itâs been read literally by some readers. That was not the intent, so, to avoid confusion, weâve changed it.
