First Look At New Zelda Gameâs Concept Art
Comment by: Bichatse
Nominated by: Go Go Gadget: Thugmunk
Listen, you â you right-handed bigot! Us lefties have been discriminated against since the dawn of time. You remember how it wasnât too long ago people were having their left hands tied behind their back because you dextrists are too afraid of those of us who donât conform to your comfortable little ordered world? It runs deeper than that. Knives and scissors are manufactured to only work when held in the right hand, to train schoolchildren that left-handed people are clumsy. You know that trick in detective movies where the good guy throws a ball and the bad guy catches it with his left hand and gets caught out? Clearly nothing but anti-left-handed propaganda, reinforcing in peopleâs minds from a young age that left-handed people are fraudsters, murderers and thieves. Itâs even built into the very language we speak â you think ârightâ has the same meaning as âcorrectâ by accident? Bigotry. âSinisterâ is the Latin for âleftâ, but itâs taken to mean something else, these days; bigotry!
And now youâre taking away our icons, our heroes, forcing them to conform to the petty whim of your right-handed hegemony. And why? Because youâre afraid. Because you donât understand. Because youâre jealous of our obvious genetic superiority, because youâve bought into the centuries of oppressive propaganda, because you donât think for yourself and believe everyone has to conform! Because youâre honestly scared of the thought that the guy who saves the Princess Zelda might not write with the same hand as you!
One day there will be a reckoning. When the sinistrist revolution comes, people like you will be first against the wall!
Gran Turismo Boss: I Want To Release GT5 ASAP
Comment by: MrBangBam
Nominated by: Curse_Lily
https://lastchance.cc/gran-turismo-boss-i-want-to-release-gt5-asap-5279719%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
After Society Absolutely Perishes
Activision Sues BrĂŒtal Legend Devs To Halt Release
http://lastchance.cc/people/Theoutl%E2%80%A6%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
https://lastchance.cc/activision-sues-brutal-legend-devs-to-halt-release-5279036%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
The thing that really pisses me off is that you know
the thinking at Activision went something like this:
Guy #1:âHey, do we want to keep Brutal Legend? We normally donât
publish games like these, but weâve already put 10 million in to it.
Guy #2: âHmm thatâs a good point. You know what? Why donât we drop the
title, tell them they can go somewhere else and if they do, we sue
them for our money back!â
Guy #1: âThatâs so brilliant! We donât have to âriskâ publishing it
and when it does, weâll be set.â
*Big douchey high-five*
Xbox 360 Will Have Ten Year Life Span
Comment by: MaxDragon7
Nominated by: Goldwings: Knows the reason forâŠ
https://lastchance.cc/xbox-360-will-have-ten-year-life-span-5278451%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
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Wii Vitality Sensor Gets Smoothly Fingered
Comment by: Demonbird
Nominated by: Antiterra
https://lastchance.cc/wii-vitality-sensor-gets-smoothly-fingered-5276350%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
So, are they just walking around hospitals looking for ideas for new peripherals?
âWhat the hell is that!â
âSir, thatâs a bed pan.â
âhmmmmâ
ââŠâ
âDo they come in white?â
Seems a bit pricy for a coat youâll end up dramatically tossing into the air.
Comment by: Skullabrineâą
Nominated by: MaxDragon7
https://lastchance.cc/at-400-metal-gear-coat-is-liquid-gold-5273193%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Seems a bit pricy for a coat youâll end up dramatically tossing into the air.
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