A Week In Comments

The events in this story may or may not be fictional

McDonalds: Hello, thanks for choosing McDonalds, can I take your order?

Dad: ONESMALLHAPPYMEALTHAT’SIT.

McDonalds drive-thru: Will that be all?

Dad: THASIT.

McDonalds drive-thru: OK sir, that will be $3.78, please drive around to the second window.

*drives up*

*window opens*

Dad: I’ve a question.

McDonalds: Yes, sir?

Dad: Does the Happy Meal cost less if you take the toy out of it?

Son in the backseat: WOOOOAHOHOH I’VE GOT THE BACKSEAT BLUES!

Backup singers: He’s got the backseat blues!

Son: I JUST WANTED MAH HOT WHEEL!

Backup singers: He just wanted his Hot Wheel!

Son: EVEN THE BARBIE WOULD SUFFICE!

Backup singers: Barbie would suffice!

Son: BUT OHHHHWOHHHH NO… my daddy’s a cheapskaaaaate…

McDonalds: No sir, the Happy Meal costs the same with or without the toy.

Son: 😀

While it has noble intentions, I have a feeling that if and when the community at large finds out about the project, they’ll be a little less understanding to said intentions. Folks don’t really like to bring up slavery in this day and age. It’s an awkward and uncomfortable subject, even if it was a long time ago.

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