A Week In Comments

The Great Xbox 360 Robbery

Comment by: The Swearing Gramps

Nominated by: Mr Pappzy lurves Orange Soda

https://lastchance.cc/the-great-xbox-360-robbery-5305165%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Don’t worry. Microsoft will get em all back within a year or so.

Hey Americans, Why The BBQ? Why? Why? Why?

Comment by: monkeysaresilly

Nominated by: (Zombie) Jolan

https://lastchance.cc/hey-americans-why-the-bbq-why-why-why-30984317%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

I doubt there was any actual symbolism with the cookout. Can you imagine Franklin and Jefferson hanging out, having their slaves slather ribs with some secret Liberty sauce, going,

“I do say Benjamin, this meat is delectable! Note how the tomato-based marinade perfectly symbolizes the blood shed from our fallen brothers in the great fight for freedom. We roast it, just as we *fired* upon our hated redcoat rivals!”

“You’re an idiot, Tom.”

President of Russia in Erotic Game

Comment by: Leave it to Japan to come up with craaazy ideas. A woman president.

Nominated by: Dangeresque the Observer

https://lastchance.cc/president-of-russia-in-erotic-game-5306652%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Leave it to Japan to come up with craaazy ideas.

A woman president.

Toast Your Cursed Existence With The Legendary Lich King Stein

Comment by: The most ornate container you will ever pee into because you couldn’t abandon your raid.

Nominated by: svenhoek: Still Happy Pitt Won!

https://lastchance.cc/toast-your-cursed-existence-with-the-legendary-lich-kin-5305636%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

The most ornate container you will ever pee into because you couldn’t abandon your raid.

Congrats! You Win An Xbox 360 With A Messed Up Slot

Comment by: zach a mac rack alack

Nominated by: (Zombie) Jolan

https://lastchance.cc/congrats-you-win-an-xbox-360-with-a-messed-up-slot-5305943%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Well, Molyneux had to exaggerate it somehow, and in this case it was the functionality.

Video Game Question For The Advice Columnist

Comment by: Southrncomfortjm

Nominated by: NeoStarr

https://lastchance.cc/video-game-question-for-the-advice-columnist-5303611%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Here’s what you do: you ask the kid (1) what he learned at school that day and then you ask him (2) what he learned at his friends house. If the answer to (1) is “nothing” and (2) is “how to get a prostitute to blow me and then get my money back without the cops catching me” then you *might* have a problem. However if answers to both (1) and (2) are “nothing” then you have a perfectly normal boy.

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