A Week In Comments

Cosplay Vader [motioning menacingly and making fists]: Where is this MMO that you have createD? WHAT have you DONE with my KOTOR 3?

Bioware Rep [choking]: There is no KOTOR 3.

[gasps]

We are just a marketing team, on a diplomatic mission…

Cosplay Vader: If this is a marketing vehicle, then WHERE is KOTOR 3?

[Bioware rep runs away in fear.]

Cosplay Vader [addressing his Cosplay Commander]: Commander, tear this ship apart until you find that game! And bring me all bioware employee, I want them ALIVE!

[After they start terrorizing the booth another, female, rep is hauled before Cosplay Vader]

Female Rep: Gamescom Security will not sit still for this. When they hear you’ve attacked a marketing…

Cosplay Vader: Don’t act so surprised, your highness. You weren’t on any marketing mission this time. Several KOTOR must be in development. I want to know what happened to your plans for them.

Female Rep: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am an employee of Bioware on a marketing mission to Gamescom…

Cosplay Vader: You are part of Lucas’ attempt to ruin Star Wars and a traitor! Take her away!