A Week In Comments

By Brian Ashcraft Published February 14, 2009 |

NSFW: The Joydick Lets Players Play With Themselves To Play

Comment by: ShaggE

Nominated by: MrBionic

https://lastchance.cc/the-joydick-lets-players-play-with-themselves-to-play-5150129%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

We would like to wank you for purchasing the Joydick. We don’t mean to cum off as cocky, but we guarantee this product will rub you the right way. If it doesn’t, well, different strokes for different folks. You just can’t beat the Joydick.

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…Masturbation.

Dante’s Inferno: Like God of War, But Marginally Different

Comment by: TexanBoy

Nominated by: Sensai

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Abandon All Hope Ye Who Insert Disc…

Midway Files for Bankruptcy

Comment by: gunluva

https://lastchance.cc/midway-files-for-bankruptcy-5152300%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Ooh. Fatality?

Killzone 2 Review Party Crashed By Edge Bullies

Comment by: BioniSam

Nominated by: Generic Pretentious Interent User

https://lastchance.cc/killzone-2-review-party-crashed-by-edge-bullies-5149929%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

I wish all reviewers gave totally arbitrary “scores”, like “5 puppies out of a cupcake”, or some such thing 😛 Then everyone would have to read reviews to see what the reviewers thought of the game, and then there’d be none of these “news” items.

Knocked Up: A Look At Pregnancy In Video Games

Comment by: OW-Holmes

Nominated by: geekgrrl

https://lastchance.cc/knocked-up-a-look-at-pregnancy-in-video-games-5149307%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Agreed. Kids should learn that stuff the old fashioned way: movies. I dont know about you but I learned the Birds and the Bees from a mixture of Alien and Junior.

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