A Week In Comments

Zorua used Double Team!

It’s evasion sharply rose!

The foe is overcome by DAWWWW!

Zorua used “Hyper Voice”!

The foe is rattled by 10 different action phrases!!

The foe is overcome with desire to purchase item!

The foe has purchased Zorua doll!

Wallet blanked out!

Ugh. I am sick and tired of Activision trying to destroy the fast food industry.

First, they acquire fast food restaurants that make one good burger. Then they tell that restaurant to make a new burger to be released every holiday season. Then, Activision sues the two heads of the restaurant saying that they went from fine chefs to greedy french fry hoarders.

And now so many people have quit that restaurant that they barely have enough people to run the grill.

I hope Kotick stops this nonsense, before we are all tired of their sandwiches.

I mean, come on. They already ran the KFC Guitar Hero meal into the ground. Nobody cares about that meal anymore.

Oh, I died. And I was playing the Sims 2.

The kid on the bus says “What is That?

What is That?

What is That?”.

The kid on the bus says “What is That?”,

all through the town.

The mommy on the bus says “Oh My God;

Oh My God;

Oh My God”

The mommy on the bus says “Oh My God”

all through the town.

I grew up playing only Nintendo systems so I’d never seen co-op before. I was speechless. They were coordinating attacks and flanking the groups of baddies. I remember my mouth dropping open when my buddy stuck one of the aliens with a plasma grenade.

I sold my Playstation 2 for $200 to one of the S&T platoon guys and walked up to the PX to see if I could order an Xbox. In some crazy cosmic chain of events, the PX has recieved a shipment of books and video games earlier that day and they had 3 or 4 Xboxes, Halo:CE, and Splinter Cell. It changed my life.

In between missions, we’d link our systems together and have huge battles between squads and platoons. I still remember the huge brawls we’d have over those games. Despite the bloody lips and bruised egos, Halo brought us together. I haven’t found another game like it, before or since

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