A Week In Comments

“So, it’s exactly like the game, but with a different story, actor and director.

And we’re open to changing the title if you’re worried it sounds like a bondage torture-porn flick.

Also, in order to make the protagonist more relatable for today’s audiences, we have changed his name to Vodka ‘Red Bull’ Appletini. It tested well in our focus group.

Exciting stuff, huh? Are you excited? ‘Cos I’m excited. Can you see how excited I am? Look at my armpits! These sweat stains scream ‘heeeck-cited’.”

“How much is this gonna cost?”

“Almost nothing, the crew gets paids in cow intestines I>flambé and whoopie cushions.”

“And you say the kids are ‘down with this shit, dawg’? They ‘dig it’?”

“Oh, hell, absolutely! Hot diggity, if I may be so bold!”

*GREENLIGHT.*

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