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Awesome Gamer Lesbian Wedding

Comment by: TheOmnitron

Nominated by: (Human) Gyaruson

https://lastchance.cc/awesome-gamer-lesbian-wedding-5390626%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Unfortunately, this wedding was refused classification by the Australian marriage board…

Breaking Down the Sex in Dragon Age: Origins

Comment by: iqbalicarus

Nominated by: Showmeyomoves!

https://lastchance.cc/breaking-down-the-sex-in-dragon-age-origins-5392200%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

ā€œBut the casual sex, which could be used as a tool to deepen your understanding and empathy for the other characters, tends to reinforce the idea of women as alternately jealous, catty, smothering, and weak-willed (easily taking back a lover that has strayed), while perpetuating the stereotype of the promiscuous gay/bisexual man. I guess what I’m saying is…the sex could be better.ā€

Except that, in a histrionic cosmos (fiction, theater, film), the world exists in bedlam. Sexual jealousy, erotomania and the obscene suffering of a thousand Pietas are the stuff that arrest our passions. Videogames do not exist in order to ā€˜present ideas’ or conjure archetypes. They exist in order to satisfy a universal will-to-nullification. Where else can the bureaucrat, these days, violate Paradise? Workers, especially in a democracy, always have fascist dreams: everyone wants to ejaculate death. Who the hell looks for moral realism in a videogame? Character, in videogames, is defined by exaggeration: the princess who pleads, the plumber who saves her and the Tyrant who grotesquely mirrors the hero (The ā€˜dark double’ is videogaming’s immortal cliche. Mario = sexless longing. Wario = Coprophilia). The ethos, usually, is ā€˜Murder Death Kill.’

So, why the fuck does this gesticulating dandy pretend that he will find a glorious image of Empathy within the gutter? Martin Buber never went to Sodom.

Leave us workers our pyromania.

Winter Wonder October

Comment by: deanbmmv

Nominated by: D-K, a burning sensation

https://lastchance.cc/winter-wonder-october-5390411%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Not so Wonderful

To: Bash

From: Crecente

Re: What a Weird Day

So after spending the day making snow angels in the backyard

I found out my neighbour has really really bad dandruff.

Ew.

Final Fantasy XIII: ā€œShut Up And Come Quietā€

Comment by: Americo

Nominated by: Showmeyomoves!

https://lastchance.cc/final-fantasy-xiii-shut-up-and-come-quiet-5389760/%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

I’d come quiet, but that would take away from the moment.

Toyota Exec: Realistic Video Games Make Cars Unnecessary

Comment by: GunFlame

Nominated by: aurahackĀŗAllant

https://lastchance.cc/toyota-exec-realistic-video-games-make-cars-unnecessar-5387350%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

He’s right, I’ve been driving OutRun to work for almost 20 years.

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