There are so many things wrong with this âAttack of the Saintsâ trailer for Hitman: Absolution, starting with the fact that the Saints donât so much attack as they walk forward in slow motion as Agent 47 takes them out one-by-one.
It seems silly to me that Square Enix decided to play up the fetish nun angle in yesterdayâs teaser image, only to have Agent 47 viciously take them all out in todayâs trailer. Iâm going to assume thereâs more to these fish-netted fanatics than seven women in tattered goth gear having their blood spilled all over a seedy motel parking lot.
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So whatâs the message here? Whatâs the point?
If youâre going after one of the worldâs deadliest men, skip the synchronized walking and go straight to blowing up the building. Just because you call yourselves the Saints doesnât mean you canât fire until youâre in a row. Choreography kills.
