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Are You Man (Or Woman) Enough To Try 23 Year-Old Mario Food?

$450. That’s all that stands between you and a date with destiny. And, most likely, a hospital bed.

An eBay seller is trying to offload a box of Super Mario Bros. 3 ā€œAssorted Real Fruit Snacksā€. From 1990. Sure, they’re mint in box – somehow -but 23 years is a long time, even taking preservatives into account.

Course, you could just want to buy the box to…collect it? Keep it somewhere? But let’s be real: this is food. Food collections are only ever kept so one day, someone arises brave enough to eat the expired crap inside.

Unopened SUPER MARIO 3 Fruit Snacks [GameSniped]

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