Guess whose computer died this morning. Guessssssssssssssss.
Never mind that! That is about me. This? This is about you. This is Tell Us Dammit.
Hereâs how it works: We ask a question, you answer it. Simple and no strings attached! This isnât some marketing survey or whatever. Itâs an emotional investment in you. Yes, weâre interested in knowing you, Kotaku reader person.
You probably know oodles about us â more than you even want to, weâre sure. But, hey, weâd like to know about you. That way you wonât be some faceless blob â and we might feel a tinge of guilt when we ban ya. Or not, because really weâre incapable of human emotion.