Bad Bosses

Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there.

•The 50 Hardest Video Game Bosses, and How to Beat Them [Complex] Tavion in Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast was the last boss who truly made me lose my shit. I can recall finally cutting down her punk ass at Cloud City and, literally, flexing in front of the TV shrieking “DON’T. TALK. TO ME!!!” The best bosses are worse than tough, they taunt the hell out of you.

•The 12 Sexiest Gifts for Your Gamer Girlfriend [Ranker] If it’s six shopping days before Christmas and you haven’t yet bought something for your sexy gamer girlfriend, well, I doubt you have a sexy gamer girlfriend.

•Top 9 Modern Warfare 3 Epic Fails [GameRanx] Spawn fails to sniper fails to crate-drop fails, this is a video list covering every type of calamity one may suffer in Modern Warfare 3

•10 Video Game Crossovers That Don’t Exist (But Totally Should) [IGN] OK, I’ll admit that I chortled at Red Dead Space. Still, no one’s taken me up on my idea of a Hitman/NCAA Football crossover, where you, as 47, chloroform the opposing wide receiver, put on his uniform, go into the game and get the easy interception for six points. This is a deal waiting to be done.

•Gaming Mice: 5 Best Mice for Gaming [GeekNaut] Whatever the list, whatever the subject, if it concerns video games, people will bitch about it with righteous indignation. From the comments: “Wait, 5 laser mice the top 5 gaming mice. Author, are you so ignorant to ignore that all laser mice have 5% positive acceleration (atleast) built into the sensor. This means that ALL laser mice are HORRENDOUS for gaming?”

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