The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Imagine this: As silver-haired monster slayer Geralt, you’ve been tasked with exploring a deteriorating open world to find your adopted daughter Ciri, who can exploit time and space. Along your quest’s bloody path, you get tangled in a bygone love triangle. And you have sex with prostitutes.
Horny level: R-rated. The Witcher 3’s romance is tonally similar to God of War’s—both indulge in showing you naked women that all look the same falling over themselves to be with a jacked white guy. We never see non-monster genitalia because that’d kill the vibe.
Play it on: PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, Switch, Windows
