Anyone with a dad over 50 has gotten the proctologist story, which strives to make the most florid description of ass pain imaginable while bragging that heās still a tough bastard and survived it.
Helpfully, Capcomās Seth Killian provided a video that dads can use to impress upon their kids how prudent it is to get your butthole checked for polyps every day once you turn 52. And to also say āIt sorta feels like that.ā
For those wondering, my Dadās version involved a staple gun going to work on his sphincter. āIt was a biopsy thing that takes a core sample,ā Dad said, with a perfect thousand-yard stare straight from the battlefield. āAfter the first one I asked how many he had to take. He said 12. After three youāre begging for mercy.ā
Bionic Proctologist [Capcom-Unity]
