Lady Dimitrescu, Resident Evil Village

Mutant MILF Lady Dimitrescu spends survival horror Resident Evil Village being intimidating in her dusty, empire-waist gown. Black fabric flowers and a sloping, wide-brim black hat cement her style as 1930s gothic glamor, but, yeah, the fact that she has a huge rack helps, too.

But it’s time for her to change during her boss fight. She slips into something more…evil. Wet wings flit out of her hunched back like a hernia, and as her screams turn into full-belly supervillain laughs, we see scary mommy Dimitrescu for what she actually is: a monster.

Instead of being snatched, her waist is now attached to an oily-looking, writhing dragon. Her immaculate pin curls are swapped out for thick tendrils wriggling around her like centipede arms. It’s an impressively shocking change that really makes you question your need for domination. Take her swimming on the first date, folks.