Pistol, Halo: Combat Evolved
I do not know if God has a cock, but I imagine it would feel similar to the M6D Pistol from Halo: CE. Among the most OP weapons in video game history, this unassuming pistol had a power and precision that felt celestial in origin. Capable of popping Jackal skulls at 500m or eviscerating the soupy orange innards of marauding Hunters at point-blank range, the CE Pistol also turned Halo’s legendary multiplayer into a gleeful headshot bonanza. Nothing had ever made me feel so drunk with power, and nothing has since. — Mo Mozuch, Kotaku contributor
