No one could have predicted how horny people would get for the shark man crown prince from Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Prince Sidon is Zora royalty, and you meet him as you head to their domain to take on the Divine Beast Vah Ruta. He’s generally affable and brave, and well liked by his people. There’s even a Prince Sidon fanclub in-game.
Even so, their enthusiasm is outmatched by the Prince Sidon fanclub IRL.
I am now officially a Prince Sidon fan enabler! Check out the stickers and badges here! https://t.co/Eg3PJoyO1C pic.twitter.com/zS8u4kufxM
— LixxieB 🍓🌸 (@LixxieB) March 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840450635107581952
Lots of people ship Sidon with Link, who he encourages and cheers on throughout his quest. In fact, I’ve been seeing more fanart for the pair than Link with Zelda, who are the de-facto canon ship, or with Mipha, the Zora champion who explicitly wanted to marry him 100 years ago. There’s a part of me that has reservations about Link and Sidon—my coworker, Eric Van Allen from Compete, has a sister who is a marine biologist, and she notes that shark skin is actually very small teeth called denticles and at best that would chafe during intimate moments. But I have to admit, the fanart is really cute.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840926906774110209
I don't know about anyone else but
but in my copy of BTOW THEY GOT ENGAGED!?
THERE WAS A WEDDING AT THE END AND EVERYTHING #Sidon #link #LOZ pic.twitter.com/m12dykHbur— Bloatedcrayon (@BLOATEDCRAYON) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840286097699659777
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840543419298697216
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840864675017437184
he just has a lot of emotions pic.twitter.com/XDmArB0R1q
— Maren Nerei (@rennerei) March 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840422340664086528
he just has a lot of emotions pic.twitter.com/XDmArB0R1q
— Maren Nerei (@rennerei) March 11, 2017
https://www.tumblr.com/gayforsidon/158313627068/
https://www.tumblr.com/promsien/158319149124/
Prince Sidon, the encouraging fish boyfriend.
So lemme just be dragged after the bandwagon of totally adoring this dude~ pic.twitter.com/YCsvCCBe7v— ✨HAMU✨🍉🍉🍉 (@Hamu_Bear) March 13, 2017
Some people just wanna fuck the shark. To them I say: go with God.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840635918646202368
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840592371448459265
for everyone with a crush on the shark man from zelda, i offer you some pretty intense erotic reading: https://t.co/dZcOkIzjlr
— Reid McCarter (@reidmccarter) March 12, 2017
https://www.tumblr.com/here-is-greenwood/158337743337/
But even if you’re not into the shark with abs, the memes he’s generated are pretty funny.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/840331379825094656
You vs the shark she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/1RRV97EwIl
— Vape Kitten @ deadge (@kyaabot) March 11, 2017
me @ that red shark man from BotW the entire internet has collectively fallen in love with in the past week pic.twitter.com/QkP16PkQGy
— Holoska ❄️ (@MissHoloska) March 12, 2017
You guys are right about the Shark from Zelda. 😍❤️😘 pic.twitter.com/MY4R8Rrm99
— Matt Mannheimer (@MattMannheimer) March 13, 2017
friend: hey can i borrow your sheikah slate quick?
me: uhm yes np just one sec pic.twitter.com/OnNGSn1Jta— alex⸎ (@linedrag) March 12, 2017