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Brilliant Five-Word Reviews of 94 Video Games

Haiku is so overdone, and would be verbose compared to these spot-on assessments of nearly 100 video games, done in just five words by Games Radar. Some rate a spoiler alert.

ā€œMax Payne: Dead family means bullet time.ā€ ā€œBomberman: Trapped in a corner. F**k.ā€ ā€œAssassin’s Creed: Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.ā€ And, right after that, ā€œGrand Theft Auto IV: Quit calling me about TEETEES!ā€ ā€œGhosts ā€˜n Goblins: Quit gettin’ naked around zombies!ā€

Really, if we can reduce a game to five stars, wouldn’t five words be just as good, if not more meaningful? See the full list at the link below.

Games Summed Up in Five Words [Games Radar]

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