Haiku is so overdone, and would be verbose compared to these spot-on assessments of nearly 100 video games, done in just five words by Games Radar. Some rate a spoiler alert.
āMax Payne: Dead family means bullet time.ā āBomberman: Trapped in a corner. F**k.ā āAssassinās Creed: Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.ā And, right after that, āGrand Theft Auto IV: Quit calling me about TEETEES!ā āGhosts ān Goblins: Quit gettinā naked around zombies!ā
Really, if we can reduce a game to five stars, wouldnāt five words be just as good, if not more meaningful? See the full list at the link below.
Games Summed Up in Five Words [Games Radar]