ThinkGeek is selling thisā¦thing, which it calls āElder Scrolls Norse Beardā. Itās a knitted beard and helmet combo, meaning itāll cover just about your entire head.
I would make jokes about mops, but if you live somewhere genuinely cold, this looks like a damn fine way to keep your noggin warm.
Elder Scrolls Nord Beard [ThinkGeek, via Fashionably Geek]
