There were doubts whether Simon Peter’s mysterious Centaurian could live up to its debut trailer. Having now played the game, those doubts have been hacked to pieces by a giant purple dildo.
https://lastchance.cc/centaurian-the-game-can-never-live-up-to-its-trailer-5542096%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
It’s a particular brand of humour on display, so if what I’ve described above sounds offensive in any way, when the game is eventually released, it’ll be best to avoid it. And yes, I just said “eventually released”. What I played was a beta. A beta for a joke flash game. So awesome.
You can keep up with Centaurian at the game’s site, below.