Self-professed āburger pervertā Matthew Ramsey of the completely evil PornBurger has fashioned meat, cheese, bacon jam and sesame seed pastry into what he is calling āI Can Haz Pop Tart.ā I will not be convinced the dark arts werenāt involved.
Judging by the perceived flakiness of the crust, this mashed beef creation more closely resembles the cursed offspring of a Toaster Strudel and a Hot Pocket, but if the man who made a burger with fried mac and cheese and a lobster patty wants to call it a Pop-Tart, then itās a Pop-Tart.
