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To: Luke

From: Owen

Re: Bwah, Today is Friday?

https://lastchance.cc/bwah-today-is-friday-5443560%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Friends invited me over for dinner, and I had two greasy, rare hamburgers, just the way I like them. Now what I failed to mention here is I rode my bicycle four miles to their house. Which means after this meal and another hour of hanging out, I had to ride it four miles back.

Pretty sure you can imagine where this is headed. It was slick out, and I was riding in the fog with a headlamp, utterly terrified of wiping out. I was like a truck carrying a load of TNT over an unpaved mountain pass. And while this does have a happy ending that needs no further description, I will confess to passing a construction site and tugging on a chain-link gate just to see if it would open.

And when you’re trying to break into a construction site port-a-potty, that’s pretty desperate.

Some highlights:

Speed-Skating Plagues Modern Warfare 2

Playing Gears Of War 2 At CES
 In 3D!!!

Ding Dong, It’s Another BioShock 2-o-Gram

Play Modern Warfare 2 With a Machine Gun

Playing Dark Void PC at CES
 In 3D!!!

Touching The Mad Catz Eclipse Line With Our Lifestyle

https://lastchance.cc/speed-skating-plagues-modern-warfare-2-update-5444819%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

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