Not all Halo: Reach midnight launches went according to play. Take for instance this one in Winona, Minnesotaās Gamestop which was plagued not only by an inebriated gamer and a handsie cop, but LAG!
Some highlights for those of you who canāt quite make it out or donāt want to risk listening to the expletive-laced video at work:
Cop: Police
Tosses guy into display.
Cop: Stop
Crazy guy: You better try harderā¦ bitch.
Cop: Stop resisting
ā¦
Cop: Stop resisting, get your hands behind your back.
Crazy guy: I already doā¦ fag. I already do.
ā¦
Cop: Get up.
Crazy guy: I already amā¦ fag. I already am.
Cop: Get up.
Crazy guy: Iām all (laggy) (ready) (raggy)
I hear thatās what being thrown head-first into a floor will do to you.
Iāve updated the last quote in here to reflect that while I swear Iām hearing him say laggy, some readers think heās just saying ready again. Or maybe heās made up a new word: raggy!
[Thanks for the vid Greg]
