This Facebook exchange between two strangers begins as many Facebook exchanges between random dudes and female retail clients go.
We lead off with a fairly standard exercise in online stalking. Man walks into store, sees a girl he likes, uses mutual friend to get personal details on girl then private messages her on Facebook.
âIâm a nice guyâ, âYou ever gonna message me back?â, âIf you were a fictional character you would be Ramona Flowersâ, etc. All this (and much more) from a man who walks into a Hot Topic store wearing a trenchcoat and fedora.
The targetâs response to his repeated advances could have been to ignore him. To fend him off. Instead, she goes on the offensive.
âIf you have to tell someone youâre a nice guy, youâre doing something wrongâ. Wonderful. Can we get translated into latin and hung over the entrance to the internet?
had to shut a bitch down today [pimpunderthemountain]
