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Crusader Kings III’s Cucumber King Is Not A Kinslayer, And You Can No Longer Mistake Your Infant Child For A Serial Killer

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That’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.

The game—very likely my Game of The Year nomination—has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.

https://lastchance.cc/crusader-kings-iii-patches-are-already-works-of-art-1845209482%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

I could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better—and more thematically appropriate—to hear them in the style of a town crier:

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1331334309496631297

Laugh if you will, but these wouldn’t have been detected and fixed if people hadn’t run into them as actual issues

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