Hi, Kotaku, and welcome to the Wednesday open thread. Letâs have at it. Things from the internet!
Revolting Snacks of America tackles the Hello Kitty Marshmallow Pop â âA disintegrating sidewall tire inflated with stale red-velvet cake and stored in a puddle behind the dollar store.â
The âFuck Youâ pizza from Pizza Hut â Ha, this reminds me of the nine-bladed razor post The Onion did a while ago.
John Woo is directing a remake of Youth of the Beast â Yakuza vs. Russian Mob! Awesome.
Identifying the Moment in Natalie Portmanâs Career Timeline In Which It Was OK To Admit a Crush â The headline says it all.
Lego Minifig Babies â Yep. I really was bound to happen.
And thatâs that. Have good chatting, all!
