Incolatus: Don’t Stop, Girlypop!
It’s not even out yet and Incolatus: Don’t Stop, Girlypop! is already threatening to melt my brain. It’s a Y2K “girly pop” arena shooter in which the faster you go, the more damage you deal and the more you heal. The guns grow longer barrels, new scopes, and other accessories as you speed up. What are you doing exactly? Saving fairies from a mining company that’s draining all the love from the world. Sign me up.
Developer and publisher: Funny Fintan Softworks
Platform: PC
Release date: “Soon”