The good news is that Kris Kringle still gives out presents in Lordran. The bad news is that he hands out beatdowns instead of coal. But a man with as much loot as Santa has enemies. Watch your back, fat man.
Don’t Turn Your Back on Santa Claus in Dark Souls
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Evan Narcisse
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