1. Emmrich Volkarin
If you want a relationship in which you never have to worry your sweet little head about anything ever again, Emmrich is your guy. From the moment I met the necromancer in The Veilguard I was immediately charmed by his kind demeanor and the fact that a youthful whimsy had not left him in his twilight years. This man will wine and dine you without asking you to lift a finger. This man’s love language is acts of service. He likes to take things slow and will treat you with nothing less than the respect you deserve. Emmrich is the kind of guy who, when you take home to meet your mom, she’s happier to see him walk through the door than you are, and they get wine-drunk and cry looking at your baby pictures. You ask him what’s wrong and he tearfully says “I wasn’t there to protect you, darling.” How can you say no to someone who’s that obsessed with you but in a non-toxic way?