This is Stree Overlord. Itâs a supplement for men aimed at helping withâŠyeah. And to help sell it, we have two of Street Fighterâs most famous characters going at it hammer and tongs on the front of the box.
Sorry itâs been censored, but whatâs going on under that fish should stay under that fish. Iâm on the fence about covering that tongue of Ryuâs, too, because itâs creeping me out.
Donât know what Stree Overlord is? Allow the productâs makers, Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy Export Ltd. to explain, with a little background:
In the beginning, before the Shogun were dominating Japan, the Overlords were dominating women with Fierce Intensity during sexual intercourse. This intensity was spoken under cover for years among women who craved multiple orgasms, men with endurance of machine and an Iron Beam between their legs.
Thatâs an old tale. How, then, does a shady modern âpharmaceuticalâ company know the secret of the Iron Beam?
For centuries the scroll of Stree Overlord had been lost since the night of Streeâs death until Ho Jun Kim found the scroll in the attic his house in present day, Southern Japan.
Sometimes destiny wins!!!
Ho Jun was a pharmacist and a very successful businessman. In a flurry of curiousity, Ho Jun replicated the Fierce Intensity once controlled by the Overlords of Northern Japan. Within 20 minutes time, Ho Jun Kim could feel the power of the Overlord Fierce Intensity. Immediately, he knew there was a way he could help all men please theyâre women. Ho Jun sold the formula to the Mayo Kaisha Pharmacy with one stipulation, they call their new productâŠStree Overlord; in memoriam to the protector.
Ah, of course.
What this has to do with Street Fighter, aside from cheap and illegal product recognition, is anyoneâs guess. I love that Iron Beam is capitalised, though.
[thanks for the pic, t3chDzyn!]
