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Elves Make the Best Flight Attendants

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Middle-earth is spilling over into New Zealand. Again.

https://lastchance.cc/one-does-not-simply-frequent-fly-into-mordor-5957446%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Air New Zealand is back with another excellent Middle-earth-themed commercial, showing a day in the life of an airport where people get busted for smuggling mithril gear, dragons selfishly occupy hangars with all their gold, and elven employees are routinely discriminated against for their looks.

I mean, come on. She was born that way, lady, she shouldn’t have to hide her ears. That poor girl needs to talk to a union rep.

Just another day in Middle-earth [YouTube, thanks Dan!]

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