Weâve all been there, Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear. Sometimes, it gets really hot outside. Youâre sitting in your apartment in your underwear, playing some video games to make the sweltering afternoon go by faster.
You get up to pour a glass of ice water, but the controller youâre holding is getting in the way! Nothing for it but to free up your hands by snapping that sucker into the band of your undies.
It all starts when you go shopping.
Donât worry! I wonât tell anyone your secret: That you bought an Xbox 360 AND a PlayStation 3! Such an indulgence. See, check it out!
Well hey, I guess itâs time to play some games. But wait⊠your controllers require more hands than youâve got. This merits some deep thought.
Hmm⊠whatever to do? Oh! Hereâs the solution!
Well, this sure seems to work! Your hands are freed up to play Xbox but you can quickly switch to PS3 at any moment! Thereâs nothing weird about this at all!
But wait, you want to change games, but you donât know what to do with the extra game disc. Plus, youâve got this second corded controller⊠where can that go?
Oh okay, well, that works. Whatâs that off in the distance, though? Is that⊠some friends planning a surprise party for you? In this heat? Sheesh, if they show up now for a party, youâre going to look pretty sillyâŠ
Womp-womp. This isnât going to be a very fun party at all.
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