Fake Smash Bros. Facts Are The Best

Not everything that Super Smash Factstweets out is real, but that doesn’t doesn’t mean the Smash Bros. “factoids” account can’t be funny.

In fact, sometimes the parody Twitter account manages to be more truthful than the actual descriptions you’ll find in the Smash Bros. games. Most of the time, though, the Twitter account just likes to troll with its descriptions of Smash Bros. things.

Take a look:

Zelda pic.twitter.com/zlQDi5PG0n

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 19, 2014

Mushroom Kingdom (SSBM) pic.twitter.com/detZHHFC21

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 20, 2014

Pitfall pic.twitter.com/TSLNtDy3Ck

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 22, 2014

Beehive pic.twitter.com/GJsaBRMgoT

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 23, 2014

Poké Floats pic.twitter.com/C1zi8pRDRR

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 27, 2014

Pokémon Stadium pic.twitter.com/w5WkFSbIoV

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) September 30, 2014

PictoChat pic.twitter.com/euC4YZ97N4

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) October 1, 2014

Franklin Badge pic.twitter.com/IV5tLhXaKs

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) October 2, 2014

Super Mushroom pic.twitter.com/S5jbgGdkx4

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) October 3, 2014

Neutral attack pic.twitter.com/9WgbrnZgzy

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) October 4, 2014

Ridley pic.twitter.com/j0YYfOqbF0

— Super Smash Facts! (@SuperSmashFacts) October 6, 2014

I do gotta give the writing in Smash Bros. some credit, though, because even though they’d never write anything like Super Smash Facts!, they’re clearly having some fun with descriptions anyway.