Bowser (Mario)
Canonically, the King Koopa only has one son since Shigeru Miyamoto pulled a Maury and said “You are not the father” of the Koopalings. But even if he’s no longer paying for seven other kids’ child support, Bowser is still stepping up for his son Bowser Jr. Who could forget when Bowser learned to use the Switch parental controls app to ensure Bowser Jr. was developing a healthy relationship with video games and not playing games he shouldn’t at his impressionable age? Not enough parents have as much of an investment in their children’s interests, and Bowser is showing initiative here. Good for you, king.
