Are you tired of constant FarmVille updates on your Facebook feed? Strike back against the mystery eggs and wandering stallions with zombie Jesus and surface-to-stork missiles in FarmVillain.
FarmVillain is a Facebook app created solely for the generation of truly horrible FarmVille-style notifications on your and your friendsâ Facebook feeds. Thereâs no game to play, no farm to build, and no crops to grow. All you do is select from dozens of tasteless messages to use as your own status updates, or post them directly to your friends.
As you can probably gather, itâs all rather tasteless. Youâll find vomiting sheep, horse rapists, a pair of ârugged outdoorsmen,â and, of course, zombie Jesus. FarmVillain and Legends of Zork creators Jolt Online Gaming brow is so low itâs leaving little brow trails on the ground behind them everywhere they go, but youâll find the odd gem. Iâm particularly fond of the âYou found a witch on your farmâ message, and the dead hooker is a classic.
Just be warned: This is only humorous until everyone starts doing it, so you might want to head over to FarmVillain on Facebook now and get it out of your system.