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For Everything There is a Purpose

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To: Luke

From: Owen

Re: Happy Father’s Day!

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This … “knife” has bugged me ever since I got down here nearly four months ago. It’s for certain one of my grandmother’s old kitchen implements but I can’t figure out what it is for. It can’t be a filet knife, because it has a rounded tip and is about as dull as C-SPAN. If it’s a cheese knife, it’s lost its roster spot to the paring knife beside it in the kitchen drawer. Yet every time I reach for a spreader, a butter knife, anything even marginally useful, this somehow manages to leap into my hand.

And then, this week, Ghostbusters: The Video Game arrived. Goddammit, I hate video game packaging. Hey, wait a minute …

Oh, man. Whenever I leave, I am so stealing this thing.

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