Forest Dump

Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there.

•Ten of the Most Amazing Looking Forests in Video Games [Gaming Bolt] Regular readers know the Top 5 of Top 10 usually brings you compelling subjects and though-provoking discussions, such as “Ten Most Impotent Internet Petitions” and “Ten Heavingest Bosoms of All Time.” Not today. We’re bringing you some fuckin’ trees

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•The Best and Worst Hacking Minigames [UGO] The usual suspects round out this list. I’d add the pointless hacking game in Shaun White: Skateboarding. The hacking option in Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden guest stars.

•Top 5 Classic Games That Have Modernized Well [OC Weekly] No sports titles on this list. Oh that’s right, they’re nothing but roster updates. You’re cool.

•Top 10 Best Vampires in Video Games [Joystick Division] Dracula is inevitably No. 1, but which game will he represent? (Spoiler alert: It rhymes with Schmastlevania.) Yes, Rayne is on here too.

•The 12 Worst NES Games of All Time [Walyou] A who’s-who of licensed shovelware, including Bible Adventures. How’d they get the rights to do that adaptation?