Urban Dictionary is so weird. Once, it was used mostly to define slang. But now? You can search for just about anything and itâll have a number of amusing user-defined entries. Itâs like Wikipedia, only more unruly. Here are how Urban Dictionary users are describing the biggest gaming franchises. Itâs as silly as you might expect.
Halo, as defined by user Dev
1. without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating
2. code word: group, all male, masturbating.
3. electronic circle jerk, multiguy mission.
1. Pedro, come over weâre gonna play Halo
âOkay Iâll bring the tissues.
Gears of War, as defined by user Dirty Monkey Sex
The only game on the market that lets you curbstomp people.
-Loserkid: Gears of War is so GAY!
-Cool Kid: You can curbstomp people.
-Loserkid: âŠGears of War is so AWESOME!!
Call of Duty, as defined by TheGreatestManThatEverLived
An amazing way to keep your virginity
Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?
Guy: Nah im playing call of duty
Angry Birds, as defined by user PEANUT3378
During oral sex the male lifts his penis and repeatedly slaps the female in the face with his testicles.
Boy 1: Jill has two black eyes
Boy 2: Yeah heard jack gave her the Angry Birds for 2 hours
Farmville, as defined by user Faradonga
Put it like this â You have been given the gift of a human life. You exist as the most civilized and intelligent species known to man. You have the ability to conquer world wonders, discover breathtaking history and knowledge to amaze the world, secure a job with a 6 â figure salary, and you even have the ability to travel space if you work hard enough.
⊠But instead, you sit at your computer, harvesting virtual crops on a non-existent farm.
Guy 1: Hey, Dâya wanna â
Guy 2: FUCK OFF IâM HARVESTING MY CORN
Typical Farmville conversation.
Skyrim, as defined by user MattâŠ..
A highly effective form of birth control made public on Nov. 11, 2011. Despite its recent release, it is believed to be incredibly effective for periods lasting a week to 2 months once administered. Pharmaceutical company Bethesda is currently working on supplements to accompany this drug but no release dates have been set yet.
As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs.
The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridgeâs associated songs.
Billy and Cathy havenât had sex since Skyrim came out because one of them is playing it at any given moment.
Street Fighter, as defined by user Mr. Zimpy
The act of throwing a fart in someones general direction mimicking Ken and Ryuâs power ball motion from the Street Fighter video game series. Yelling out âryukinâ during the act is optional, and preferred.
âOh, that guy totally street fightered me. Gross.â
âIf this fart comes out now, i will totally street fighter you. be prepared.â
Fallout, as defined by user Mitch Chatchsky
A state of mind one gets from playing Black Isles post apocaliptic role playing game where they eat shit and dream fallout. This person might have anything from giant geckoâs to enclave, to a dominatrix mutant, even to a crashed whale, and the nights of camelot (Nie!) on there mind at all times⊠These people can be extremely dangerous because the line of reality is crosses soo much, the only way to be accepted by them is to buy the game fallout, and become an addict.
::What, is your nameâŠ. what, is your quest⊠what, is the one charachter that has not aged since fallout one?::
::We are searching for the holy hand grenade of antioch.. do you have one::
::Do you have a geck?::
::Yes, we have plenty::
::Can I have one::
::Oh no, dont think so, then you wouldnt be able go finish your quest, goodbye::
Mass Effect, as defined by user Vallzing.
An evil game that will eat your soul if you try it.
It is for the Xbox360, and it is Evil.
-âMass effect ate my soul.â
-âl0lw00t it are 3vul lawl!â
Iâm surprised I didnât see more people trying to pass off these games as sex positions: I feel as if thatâs the perennial Urban Dictionary entry, right? Huh. Then again, many people liked to define games as a method of birth control/reason why youâre not having sex/deterrent to sex, so maybe thatâs why.
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