Game characters putting ads on Craigslist personals? Why, that idea sounds familiar. Asylum wrote ads from Solid Snake, GLaDOS and others, trolling for replies. Wait til you see what someone wrote to the Little Sister.
https://lastchance.cc/w4m-m4w-l4d-5153929%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Hi guys!!! I just turned 18 and Iām looking for a hunk to bring me Rapture! No fatties! I want a musculer guy with a big ādrillā (*winkwink*) who knows his way around the bedroom. Iām up for anything (except water sports ā ewww!). Teach me please!!! š
And the IRL reply:
u for real? 30+ experienced/mature big stick for youā¦you local on aruba??
You can also see Mario, who straight up says heās from the Mushroom Kingdom, get a rise out of a Texas dude, and Snake gets a spambot reply. Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 has by far the most titillating response. Another grand memorial to the power of the Internet to connect the desperate and horny.
Personals from Video Game Characters [Asylum via GoNintendo]
