Reader Trevor H. so casually mentions his girlfriendās hobby ā making plush toys āfor every wicked Valve game that comes outā ā that this almost sounds too good to be true.
Still, thereās a huggable, wuvable Smoker all ready to be tucked in and constrict your sweet dreams. Trevorās squeeze also made a plush headcrab. Someone should have told her Valve has already done that.
Big props from Kotaku to you, Ms. Trevorās Girlfriend! But you know what this means ā now we need Bill, Zoey, Louis and Francis as Cabbage Patch kids.