Sonic the Hedgehog 3 trailer, please, my crops are dying

Update: In a move that continues to absolutely shock me, we did not get a Sonic the Hedgehog 3 trailer at Gamescom. Reader, we haven’t gotten a single trailer for a movie that’s due out this holiday season. It’s not that I think it’s going to miss the holiday, and a trailer has been shown at a conference, but you’d think that Paramount might want to start building some excitement for the movie that’s going to bring Shadow to live-action!

Prediction: I feel like every day for the past six months or so I’ve been certain Paramount and Sega would finally blow the lid off the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 promotion and put out a trailer for the next live-action movie. And every day I have been disappointed. We are nearly four months away from this movie’s premiere on December 20, and most of the public hasn’t seen so much as a frame of the Keanu Reeves-led film. Paramount doesn’t need to rely on Geoff’s latest showcase for an audience, but it seems like they’re waiting for something grand considering they’ve barely done any promotion for the movie this close to its release. The Sonic fandom is driving itself up the wall living on crumbs. It’s time, Paramount. Give Geoff the trailer so he can give it that World Premiere 9000. — Kenneth Shepard