Hey, Kotaku. Rough day? Yeah, man, you donāt know the half of it. On hard Mondays like this, I turn to the Growing Pains theme song. Show me that smile again. Donāt waste another minute on your crying.
Weāre nowhere near the end. The best is ready to begin. And so is the off-topic conversation. You are, of course, free to talk about Kotakuās new design, whether you love it or hate it. But, honestly, I think there are more appropriate venues for that topic. You are most definitely being heardā¦ and thatās all Iām going to say about it for now.
https://lastchance.cc/welcome-dont-panic-5753222%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
I need a drink. Maybe you need some interesting web links?
All those McBain shorts from the Simpsons? ā Apparently they line up in a mini-movie. How ābout that!
The mayor of (Old) Detroit is making a huge mistake ā By not erecting a Robocop statue.
Tech security firm taunts 4chan ā 4chan strikes back in a major way. Deja vu!
The New Yorkerās in-depth look at Scientology ā Iām still reading this epic.
Brad Birdās awesome Annie Award acceptance speech ā You know, the guy who directed The Iron Giant and The Incredibles!
