Get a load of these contestants from the 2011 Miss Universe competition. This isnât the swimsuit competition. Itâs something far more interesting: the national dress competition.
Which looks more like the worldâs slinkiest cosplay showcase.
I mean, get a load of this stuff! Youâd think a ânational dressâ competition would be for, well, national dress. Miss Universe Japan would wear a kimono (which this year, she didâŠwith swords), Miss Universe Russia a furry hat, etc. But no.
Instead we have Miss Universe Tanzania (up top) looking like Xathulan, Space Warrior Queen of the Sahara. Or Miss Mexico looking like the secret lovechild of Princess Peach and Manny Cavalera. Or Miss Universe Romania doing her very best impression of a Castlevania boss.
Granted, some of these have their roots in actual national dress! Or at least national customs, or histories. And some, which I havenât included, actually wore national dresses. But most, including all the ones included above, take the light-hearted nature of the contest (Australiaâs annual dress is literally a joke piece) and run with it, taking a piece of national identity as the building blocks before spinning in elements of Heavy Metal and Barbarella. Which is awesome.
So if you donât like any of these, or think theyâre somehow insulting, relax. Theyâre the pageantâs equivalent of fancy-dress night.
Incidentally, yes, I made that first fake name above up. Which is probably the best way to enjoy this gallery, coming up with the names, genres and other players of the inevitable movie made based on the game theyâre dressing up as characters from.
