SimCity launched overnight, if by “launched,” one means “was as inaccessible as it was the day before.” For some, anyway. Here to give voice to their rage is Francis, who’s upset that billions of simoleons in vital public infrastructure is needlessly delayed by EA’s inability to offer preloading. Sit back, take a pull on a Dew two-liter, and enjoy. (And oh yeah, audio is NSFW.)
Hey, SimCity, Fix Your Servers so Francis Can Get His Free Disaster
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Owen Good
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