Remember the Red Ring of Death? Though today itās more meme than catastrophe, there was once a time when that terrifying symbol of hardware failure seemed to strike every Xbox 360 on the planet, morphing them all into useless bricks.
But what about the ones that lasted? What about the launch-day Xbox 360s that still work in 2012? How did their lucky owners dodge that menacing red ring? Kotaku has rounded up five of these Xbox Survivors, each of whom told us his own unique ritual for keeping the volatile console alive.
āI just did what everyone should do,ā said Mark Lane, who bought his 360 on November 22, 2005 ā launch day. āKept it cool, off when I wasnāt using it, and I always kept it laying flat. But once the whole three red lights fiasco happened, it did make me personally feel better to cross my fingers whenever I booted it up. Call it crazy, but it seemed to have worked.ā
āIām not really worried that itāll red ring at some point. Iām almost certain that it will.ā
Although Laneās console still functions, he doesnāt have to cross his fingers much anymore ā he shelved his launch-day unit for the 250 gigabyte Slim model that came out last year. But some other Xbox Survivors still havenāt upgraded.
āIām not really worried that itāll red ring at some point,ā said John Phillips, who says he still uses his original 360, but not for more than 4-5 hours at a time. āIām almost certain that it will.ā
Phillips insists on keeping the system horizontal, and he always makes sure to keep it running in open space. He says heās always been lucky with hardware, so he doesnāt feel the need to keep a rabbitās foot in his pocket. Plus, he just knows his Xbox will brick at some point or another.
āIāve certainly got my moneyās worth out of the system by now so it wonāt be a complete tragedy that came out of nowhere,ā he said. āI know itās like a glass balanced on the edge of a counter. Itās more a question of when than if at this point.ā
Then there are the magical, Lazarus-like cases. Erwin Ocampo, who says he hasnāt followed any strange rituals or habits, says his console just somehow keeps chugging along.
āFortunately I havenāt had to do much,ā he said. āThere are times where it hangs and a simple power cycle does the trick. When it got the [Red Ring of Death] a year back, we left it alone for a few weeks and then it magically started working again.
āI guess just keeping it in a ventilated place helps. Plus the Bay Area doesnāt get too hot.ā
Launch-day buyer Cooper Bibaud, whose 360 is pictured above, calls his system the āI Am Legend of Xbox 360s.ā
āIāve actually always been crazy lucky with every console, and electronics in general,ā Bibaud said. āI take great care of everything, and even though Iām a pretty heavy gamer Iāve never had any issues with it.ā
Jesse Gouldsbury had his launch-day Xbox 360 signed by staff members of Bungie, the development studio behind Halo. It still works.
Bibaud says he has his own set of rituals that he uses to ensure that his 360 wonāt tank. He wonāt touch the hard drive, for example, pointing out that many of his friends have received red rings after swapping their hardware around.
āIt was a quirk I developed out of paranoia after seeing theirs all die multiple times,ā he said. āI felt if I did remove the hard drive ever, Iād be cursed like them too haha.ā
Like most of the Xbox Survivors I spoke to, Bibaud says heās always kept his 360 horizontal. But that common practice might not be necessary. Launch-day owner Jesse Gouldsbury says heās moved his all over the place, even lugging it around New York City back in 2010, when he took it to get signed by the developers behind Halo: Reach at a launch event.
āIām still impressed it hasnāt red ringed considering how much time I spent playing it [and] bringing it different places,ā Gouldsbury said. āThatās probably the coolest part about it.ā
Microsoft has never released official statistics for Xbox red rings, but one study indicated a whopping 54% hardware failure rate. I asked Microsoft this week if it had any data on just how many launch-day Xbox 360s are still working, but if anybody in the company does know, he or she isnāt sharing. Red Rings of Death donāt seem to be prevalent in any newer models of the gaming console, and Iām sure itās an issue that most of Microsoft would like to bury.
https://lastchance.cc/report-xbox-360-failure-rate-over-50-percent-30963459%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
As for the Xbox Survivors? All they can do is cross their fingers ā and pray they wonāt see red.
(Top photo: Cooper Bibaud shows us his working launch-day Xbox 360.)