The MMA gods can go fuck themselves.
Jose Aldo vs Conor McGregor was supposed to be the biggest fight in UFC history, and it had the makings of something that would actually deliver. A volcanic rivalry between a shit-talking Irish hothead and a stoic Brazilian badass? Check. Two fighters with exciting, crowd-pleasing styles? Check. Characters who felt larger than life, like embodiments of their respective homelandsāstuff of Rocky-style flag-on-the-back legend? Check.
After months of build-upāa hype machine in overdrive, cylinders churning away to create the most expensive marketing campaign the UFCās ever undertakenāit all went down the toilet this week. The injury bug bit Aldo, and it bit him hard. He had to pull out of the fight at the last possible second. Worse, thereās a good chance that this fightāwhich UFC president Dana White thought would be āeverything Mayweather vs. Pacquiao was notāāis permanently ruined. Iām gonna recount how we got here and explain why the future isnāt exactly looking bright.
OK, so why is this fight such a big deal?
The short version? Conor McGregor. He made it a big deal.
Conor āThe Notoriousā McGregor burst onto the UFC scene after making a name for himself in Irelandās regional MMA circuit. Heās a crafty knockout machine with a weird stance (thatās almost reminiscent of the old-timey boxing style people like to joke about these days) and dynamite in his fists. He mixes strong fundamentals with wild capoeira kicks and other showy techniques. Fightlandās Jack Slack did an excellent breakdown of his unorthodox style
Seriously, watch this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jiCSdBxKds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2tBJomkq4
But thatās only half the equationāand a startlingly small half at that.
McGregor can talk. He wields the mic like a goddamn scepter, like it was made to fit his holy palm, to guide his conquest. Other MMA fighters, they tend to say an extremely narrow, often boring range of things. āI trained really hard for this fight. Iām in the best shape of my life. I really respect my opponent, but you know I just think itās my night. And I have to win, because I have a wife and a kid and maybe a sports car that I havenāt fully paid off yet.ā
That right there? That is 95 percent of all MMA interviews. I follow this stuff obsessively, and sometimes it is boring as shit. Thatās kinda the sportās dark secret: these dudes and ladies who punch each other in the face for a livingāone of the most extreme careers on Earthāare total snoozers as people. The UFC works incredibly hard to play up rivalries, but they usually come off as forced, inauthentic.
āI like to look good and whoop ass. Itās what I do best.ā
Combat sports thrive on characters. Hell, professional wrestling decided to throw out real combat altogether and become a character factory. But boxing and MMA, they need people who can walk the walk and talk the talk. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, flow like a poet. Or at least a marginally clever human.
Thatās McGregor. Widely acknowledged as MMAās best trash talker, heās the complete package. Heās looked untouchable in all his UFC fights (admittedly against some less-than-stellar competition) and he makes even the smallest verbal clash look like goddamn World War III. I mean, listen to this dude go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohUoDLt6LEM
If you can think of an even slightly high-profile UFC fighter, odds are, McGregorās talked trash about them. After only a few fights in the UFC, all anyone could talk about was McGregor. Every ad was McGregor. Every headline was McGregor. Every guest appearance was McGregor.
He strolled into the UFC, and he livened the place up. This during a time when the UFC badly needed new star power, especially after losing the likes of Georges St-Pierre and Brock Lesnar.
Big whoop. What makes his trash talk any more interesting than any other jerkās?
Thereās a slightly mythical quality about him. For one, heās got the whole nation of Ireland in his cornerāthat definitely helpsābut he also talks all this new age-y shit about balance and movement and artistry. Heās deep, man. Or at least, he acts like he is, and he sells it extremely well. Case in point, this video from Fightland:
Despite tipping the scales at a scant 145 lbs, he seems larger than life. Thatās backed up by his tendency to predict how and when his fights will end. And in a startling number of cases, heās been right. Heās called knockout after knockout, right down to the round.
So heās got the Irish crowdāpreviously lacking an MMA hometown heroāliterally screaming his praises at the top of their lungs, and he preaches like he ate the ghost of The Old Warrior Spirit. At this point, the folk hero aura is so pervasive that Sinead OāConnor is gonna sing McGregor into the ring at UFC 189 with a famous Irish folk song.
Donāt fights usually involve more than one person?
Right, I was getting to that. So in one corner you have McGregor, the wild-eyed Irish phenomenon. In the other, you have Jose Aldo, the UFCās reigning featherweight (145 lbs) king since the title was invented in 2011. In case you hadnāt guessed it, heās a monster.
Considered by some to be the top pound-for-pound MMA fighter on Earth, Aldo has destroyed countless top tier challengers with relative ease. He has, in some cases, looked almost human in the octagon (he used to be prone to getting tired as fights wore on), but his striking is dynamic as it is devastating. Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-a0yjALrBg
Dude is scary. A former soccer player, you do not want him to kick you in the legsāor anywhere, for that matter. He once reduced ex-WEC champ Urijah Faber to literally crawling at him, a whimpering puddle of sweat and blood. He kicked the poor guyās legs so much that he couldnāt stand anymore. It was a terrifying display of dominance, and a signal of things to come. For years and years and years.
Wow, why hadnāt I heard much about him before?
Because, like many UFC fighters, heās not all that interesting of a person. Heās generally quiet and respectful, if a bit arrogant. Heās also champ in a lighter weight class, which generally have a harder time gaining traction (which sounds more interesting to you: small people punching each other or giants punching each other?). He just didnāt have that crossover appeal. It took McGregor to bring it out of him.
Whatās their rivalry like? Why is it so special?
Oh the dynamic they have. McGregor pushes and pushes and pushes. Every time he can say something snide, he does. Every time he can throw Aldo off his game, he goes for it. At first Aldo attempted to remain stoic, unflappable in the face of The God-King Of Flapping. After Aldo won a massive victory over number two featherweight Chad Mendes in what many consider to be last yearās best fight, he coined a now-famous line in reference to McGregor as his next challenger:
āI think the court is complete,ā he said to a blaring audience during his post-fight interview. āIām the king, Chadās the prince, and now we have a joker.ā
McGregor, in turn, amped up his antics even more. After a decisive knockout win over German kickboxer Dennis Siver, McGregor leaped out of the cage and tore into the crowd, straight to where Aldo was seated. This was the result:
McGregor screaming, Aldo laughing. One of the most iconic images in this fightās entire build-up.
But that, as it turned out, was only the beginning.
I am spellbound by this tale of a strange yelling man and a dude with a cool facial scar. Keep going.
Thanks! So anyway, earlier this year the UFC did something itās never done before: a ten-stop multi-country world tour to build up the fight. This meant two things: 1) more people than ever would know about this fight and its ramifications, and 2) McGregor and Aldo would be in relatively close quarters for more than a week. The latter took this wacky odyssey from great to amazing.
The UFC does this cool series called āEmbeddedā where they follow fighters around for set periods of time, usually in the weeks leading up to a fight. Here, however, they did it during a promotional tour, and they got so much gold. McGregor pestered Aldo like a hummingbird with the roar of a lion. Poking, prodding, yelling, laughing, almost as if heād already beaten Aldo in the ring. Day in and day out, he wore away at Aldoās resolve. The once stoic Brazilian couldnāt keep up his facade. He got angry. He got emotional. He got tired. McGregor even won over portions of the Brazilian crowdāAldoās beloved home countryāand held it over Aldoās head every chance he got. Aldo did his best to keep up, but he could hardly get a word in edge-wise.
And then McGregor started messing with Aldoās championship belt, and things⦠escalated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8Bd_Zm260
You might think McGregor seems like kind of a complete asshole, and youāre right. Some people love him, others despise him. But no one can look away.
This sounds amazing. So what happened? Why did the fight get called off?
After the promotional tour, Aldo and McGregor returned to their respective homelands to train for the big fight in July. (And then McGregor temporarily relocated to Las Vegas to train from a mansion, but thatās A Whole Other Thing.) The UFC plastered all their events with ads for Aldo vs McGregor, and everything seemed to be going according to plan. People were amped about this fight. I got a text from my dad about McGregor. My dad doesnāt watch fights at all, but he wanted to know more.
And then, a couple weeks from the day of the fight, disaster struck. Aldo injured his rib in training. Initially, there was debate over whether it was bruised or fractured, and whether Aldo would be able to resume training after a few days of rest. But I mean, look at that injury. Gnarly, right? And all indications point to it feeling even worse. Rib injuries like that make breathing, walking, and even lying down excruciatingly painfulāeven for seemingly invincible man machines who get punched in the face for a living. So Aldo pulled out of the fight, promising to return once heās all healed up.
Anticlimax, thy name is UFC 189.
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ā Nathan Grayson (@Vahn16) July 1, 2015
That sucks, but they can just duke it out later, right?
Maybe. And itās a big maybe.
See, McGregor is still fighting at UFC 189. Heās just dealing with a last-second opponent switch.
Now heās facing Chad Mendes, who youāll remember Aldo defeated in a barn-burner of a battle late last year. Thing is, Mendes is a completely different type of fighter than Aldo. Where Aldo is largely a strikerāsomeone who can be extremely proficient on the ground but prefers to keep things standingāMendes is a musclebound wrestle mountain. His takedowns hit people like freight trains driven by The Incredible Hulk, and once heās got you down, he keeps you there. Then he rains down punches, and after that, itās often lights out.
Thereās a saying in MMA: āstyles make fights.ā Certain fighters match up better with certain styles than others. McGregor has embarrassed pretty much every striker heās faced, but his ground game remains a giant question mark. Worse, his only losses (admittedly in the distant past) have come on the ground, by way of submission.
So hereās the situation: McGregor spent months preparing to fight a strikerāpossibly neglecting his takedown and submission defense in favor of devoting more time to punches, kicks, counters, and the likeāand then had the rug pulled out from under him this week. Heās now got only a handful of days to prepare for Mendes, a monster in his own right, the dude who gave Aldo the biggest test of his entire career. And some of that valuable timeāthose precious flecks of sand in the hourglassāare being used up on more promotional efforts, something I was worried was taking away from McGregorās training time even before the Mendes swap happened.
Much as Iād like to see McGregor get the win and storm back into contention against Aldo, his chances donāt look great.
What happens if McGregor loses to Mendes?
I donāt think the McGregor-Aldo fight would lose all of its steam, but itād lose a hell of a lot of it. McGregorās sauntered through the UFC like he owns it. If Mendes beats him in lopsided fashion, a part of his larger-than-life mystique will evaporate into thin air. Heāll have to work damn hard to get it back.
In more tangible terms, it also means thereād be no reason for McGregor to fight Aldo at all in the near future. His title shot would go down the drain, and heād have to earn it back with another win or two. Meanwhile, Mendes and Aldo would fight again, which might throw things even further into disarray. And all the while, memories of McGregor and Aldoās rivalry for the ages would fade, a shadow of a husk of a distant memory.
Damn.
Yeah.
But what if McGregor wins?
Presumably, heād then fight Aldo sometime later this year, but that all depends on how long it takes Aldo to get better. Also, thereās always a chance Aldo will get injured again. Heās a bit injury prone, as it turns out.
However, if all goes according to plan, the end result might actually benefit. Some people feel like McGregor didnāt really earn his title shot, and beating Mendes would destroy all doubt. It might be tough for the UFC to get hype levels back to where they were before Aldo got injured, but their fight would still be A Big Deal.
So I should be rooting for McGregor, then?
Yeah, unless you just really donāt like the guy and want to see him get his clock cleaned, thrown to the floor, and busted into shards so tiny that all the kingās horses and all the kingās men will say, āFuck this. Just go ahead and behead me.ā I could understand that. McGregorās a polarizing figure.
You still seem kinda down. Is there any real bright side here?
Well, I mean, one way or another McGregor was gonna face Mendes someday. Theyāre both near the top of their weight class. Also, Mendes and McGregor donāt like each other much either, so theyāve got a pseudo-longstanding rivalry going. Itās nothing like the special hatebond shared between Aldo and McGregor, but still, moments like this interview (from late last year) were fun:
The UFCās already started an Embedded series focused on UFC 189, and the fight doesnāt happen until July 11th. If we get an episode every day until then, thereās room for a fun, if truncated build-up here. Will it lead to the biggest fight in UFC history? No.
But itāll be another episode of The Conor McGregor Show, and so far every episode has been gold. McGregor loves his hyperbole, but perhaps thereās a degree of truth to what he said in a recent media call about the Mendes fight:
āPeople are showing up to see me,ā he said. āIt doesnāt matter whether itās Jose or Chad. I mean, it would have been nice if Jose didnāt pussy out, but weāll take the substitute. Weāll take the B-level guy, and weāll still break records with this.ā
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