How To Score A Beer Belly In Halo: Reach

If you want to look like a battle-hardened, Covenant-crushing space marine type, yet don’t want people to forget how much you love to party, then GameStop has the Halo: Reach preorder incentive for you.

The UA Multi-Threat Mjolnir Mark V(B) Armor is a special bonus suit customers will score by preordering Halo: Reach in any of its incarnations at their local GameStop. And by bonus suit, I mean two bonus suit pieces that seriously look like a futuristic laptop cover and a belt filled with beer cans. Here’s the official description:

“While Mark V MJOLNIR armor is designed to operate in a wide variety of combat situations, the UA/Multi-Threat configuration provides Spartans with the most impact across all combat scenarios. The chest piece’s lightweight design allows for maximum freedom of movement while standard MJOLNIR defense systems provide the resilience that helped make Spartans the stuff of legend.”

I’m guessing the MJOLNIR defense systems they are talking about is the bandolier of beer. While I can’t see it being practical in a combat situation, I can see it making you the stuff of legends at the next post-Covenant slaughter Spartan kegger.

Wooo! Go Spartans! Chug!

I’ll probably hold out in case Best Buy gets the beer bong accessory.