To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
RE: The Biggest Non-Gaming News In Japan Today Involves A Naked Man
While youāve got your hands full with naked Japanese men over there, Iām busy trying to shake my addiction to Pet Society, a Facebook game from a company called Playfish, in which you create a pet and take care of its basic and material needs until you slowly become completely batshit insane. Iāve been playing it for several months now, raising my petās rank up to level 26 by breaking into other peopleās homes and washing and feeding their neglected virtual companions, while refusing to wash my own in case he drops a golden poop.
I am waiting. For a fake animal. To shit gold.
Itās gotten so bad lately that Iāve had to purchase a fake Xbox 360 in the game in order to watch my pet, Back, play fake video games in my stead. This is probably the most pathetic thing Iāve done in my entire life, and Iāve dated redheads.
Iād point you towards the gameās Facebook page, but I donāt think any of you guys have paid attention to the several hundred invitations to play Iāve already sent. A wise decision, I should think. Besides, theyāve got golden poo on every street corner in Japan.
What you missed today:
Battlefield 1943 Drops In June
Star Trek D-A-C Boldly Goes Official
Play As The Joker In Arkham Asylum PS3
Sony Promises āElectrifyingā Announcement On April 27th
PopCap Heard You Liked Peggle, So It Put It In World of Warcraft
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